‘If you don’t hold it, you don’t own it’, the BSN nurse said as she spread the opening on his c*** preparing it to receive the long catheter. She told her assistant CNA to get a size 22, and the CNA asked, “Do you want it that large?”
The CNA returned with the fat catheter and the BSN said, ‘I always like to use a large one for the first insertion’. The CNA asked if she could put it up his c*** and the BSN said sure, go for it! The CNA set up her phone to video record the event. The BSN lent her phone to record a second angle view of the proceedings.
The CNA started to open a pack of lube and the BSN told her to just ‘Dry-Cath’ him. She wiped the opening of his c*** with alcohol and then pushed the large diameter tube into him as he groaned. He tried to squirm but the restraints prevented it. The BSN and her assistant had TOTAL control. All he could do was helplessly watch the catheter being forced up his shaft while feeling every second of it impaling him. Deeper and deeper it went in him and there was nothing he could do. Deep inside him it penetrated.
The CNA amusingly noted that he was getting erect. Harder and harder. “He likes it” quipped the BSN. The CNA hit the point of resistance and backed it out a little. The BSN tried pushing it in and he groaned and gasped. “That’s the right spot” the BSN said, “so push it through”. She handed the catheter back to the CNA. The CNA pushed as he gasped and gasped.
The 22 Foley had pushed through his tight little sphincter muscles. It was an oversize catheter but it was what the BSN wanted. The CNA said his pain must not have been too bad since his erection was bulging and throbbing in her hand. She told the BSN that she could feel the heat coming off of his erection. The BSN grasped his erection and said, “Yep it’s a hot one”. The urine flowed through his impaled erection and out his opening into the bag.
The BSN gave the high-five to the CNA for doing her very first catheterization. Success and it was all recorded on video on her phone. Then the CNA posed next to the swollen c***, standing erect with the Foley catheter sticking out of it. The BSN took some nice “Trophy” pics for the CNA to show to friends and family. Her first impaled c***. Successfully captured, restrained, subdued and catheterized, and now bobbing about fully erect, with the tube protruding from its opening.
The BSN took pics of the CNA holding the ‘trophy” and she told the patient to smile. When he didn’t immediately do so, she reached out and smacked his balls. “Now smile,” she commanded “or you’ll get some more”. He smiled and looked into the camera, seeing his erection sticking up in the air while being held by the victorious CNA.
“I think we should get a line in him, just in case we need it,” the BSN said. The CNA rubbed her fingers down his shaft and replied, “Oh he’s got a nice vein here. I’d love to put an IV in here.” The nurse said, “Good choice, put it in”. The CNA soon inserted the IV needle in the bulging vein in his erect shaft. “That erection sure helped find a nice vein” the CNA said.
She hung a bag and started a drip to keep him hydrated. He watched drop after drop fall and flow down into his c***. They could add anything to that bag and it would flow into his c*** veins. “What will we do when his erection goes down? I’d like to keep this thing up in the air,” the CNA said.
The BSN pulled some safety pins from her pocket. She pushed one safety pin through his frenulum under the head of his c***. He gasped in pain. Undaunted she pushed another safety pin through his frenulum on the other side. He moaned and gasped again complaining that it hurt. She crossed the pins like an X and tied her old lanyard thru them. She tied the lanyard to the IV pole above, keeping his shaft suspended. Her old ID photo was still on the lanyard and it dangled mid-air above his pierced c***. It looked like she was claiming it and marking it with her ID. So the CNA took a few “Trophy” pics for the BSN. The BSN dabbed up the little drops of blood from his frenulum as the CNA took more pics.
We’ll let you appreciate the experience for awhile the BSN told the patient. “When we change your catheter we’ll increase it to a 24 or maybe a 26,” the BSN said. They both left the room with his sore, pierced, throbbing c*** hanging suspended from the IV pole with the catheter impaling it. He laid there totally helpless in his restraints. He worried about the even bigger catheter being put in. He watched the drops flow into his vein in his swollen c***. The safety pins burned in his frenulum as they suspended his c***.
