I had that situation with my nurse too. I asked her name and she said, “PAIN is my name”. Later she grabbed my balls and said, “How’s your Whack-A-Sack today? I’ll do a testicle exam and I’ll see if they need whacked.”
I asked if a doctor should be doing that kind of exam instead of a nurse. She said, “Oh, challenging me? It seems they do need Whacked.”
With one hand she pulled my balls out in the air and then smacked and whacked them with her other hand. Her nasty little assistant stood there and watched, smirking with delight the whole time. With each groan the assistant snickered and giggled.
When the nurse was done beating my balls, she asked if I still wanted a doctor to do the exam or if I preferred she do it. To avoid more beating, I readily said I preferred her to do it. She said that if I asked her nicely that she might do it. She spoke each word rhythmically and accompanied each word with a slap to my balls.
I asked if she would please do it. Do what she asked? I had to rephrase and ask if she would please do a ball examination on me. She said I didn’t sound sincere so she smacked my balls more. The nurse said I should address her as Ma’am. Her assistant, Miss Giggles was all smiles as she watched.
I pleaded with her to please examine my balls, Ma’am. Finally she let go of my balls and they thumped back down. Throbbing and aching. She said she’d examine them later. She added, “We will do this little motivation exercise anytime it’s necessary.”
She left the room and I asked the assistant to loosen the restraints so I could rub my sore balls. Miss Giggles just laughed and said, “Suffer.” I asked why she was laughing at me. She said, “Because boys are so stupid.”
I was certainly stupid to question the nurse or challenge her authority. My “Whack-A-Sack” paid the price by getting a good whacking. It was surprising and eye opening to hear that both a nurse and her assistant considered my balls to be a “Whack-A-Sack”. It was a painful education. Now I understand how a nurse views my b******** and how she thinks it should be treated.
