Robert Hamburger got spitroasted by Clark Hallisey and Cindy Too Much a couple hours ago at the Starlight East Motel
N*igger those Air jordans ain’t stolen, Rudolph had to poppa n*gguh for those, so you best like em bitchh azz nico!
Ghetto Santa Claus
Cindy Lou, get my hacksaw, were going Christmas tree stealing!
The Grinch
