I was hoping you would sit on my lap today so i could slither my c*** up your cute a**. Didnt happen sadly.
i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush
-Real life skitso
Cindy Lou, get my hacksaw, were going Christmas tree stealing!
The Grinch
