SUCIO SAM here checking in on you JIZZLEHEADS and JAMPONY JAMMERS, where’s all the regulars at?

Miss the lore and raunchy tales…. WHERE’D THEY GO?!

I’m in college now at a southern University so I can’t be as out as out and open as I’d like to be but I’ve still managed to SLURP SOME SUMPTUOUS SIZZLESTICKS and BOOTY BUMP BODACIOUS BROWN BONERS BOISTEROUSLY, I’ve just had to be discreet!

I do have my own dorm room this year so I’ve had my share of visitors and I’ve also turned the backseat of my Forester into a MINIATURE MOBILE MANCOOCH MARKET.

Few days back I met this Dad on Grindr and he was so nervous and horned up he was shaking. We shared a few wine coolers and some poppers and he became a MANPUSSY MADMAN.

I got Prep at the student health center so RAW IS LAW and NO LOADS REFUSED!

PRAISE CORVALLUS BRONSON WINSLOW III, PEACE BE UPON HIM,

✓ SUCIO SAM SUPERSUCKER