Corvallus Bronson Winslow here and I'm looking for 10 men to eat a fiber rich lunch of beans rice and ham and then blast my face with their damn farts!

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Corvallus Bronson Winslow here and I’m looking for 10 men to eat a fiber rich lunch of beans rice and ham and then blast my face with their damn farts! I’ll pay $1 per fart ($1.50 for wet ones!) with no limit! I just got my unemployment check and I’m ready to party!

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If you let me nosefuck your a****** I’ll throw in an extra $5! I got five on it! Blacks Ching Chong Charlies and dark Latinos go to the front of the line as always, that’s the Corvallus Difference™

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