Invited the homie Lucretius over tonight to split my cheeks, forgot how hard in the taint that boy goes! Wooeeee Lucretius busted my cheeks savage and I'm

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Invited the homie Lucretius over tonight to split my cheeks, forgot how hard in the taint that boy goes! Wooeeee Lucretius busted my cheeks savage and I’m taking a break for a week. I’M NUTTY FOR N***** NUTS! BLACK LOADS MATTER!

—CORVALLUS, ANTI-RACIST

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Who the fuckk are you, Mr Smiley?
Mr Smiley?
Yeah.
You’ve had this idiot grin since I walked in.
So, are you happy?
Are you stupid? Or get punched in the face too many times?
Honestly, it’s probably the punching

Dalton from Roadhouse

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