Are you sure she cares? How do you know she won't put a restraining order on you for self emolating yourself in her presence? Maybe she'll snack popcorn

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Are you sure she cares?

How do you know she won’t put a restraining order on you for self emolating yourself in her presence?

Maybe she’ll snack popcorn or run over to you with a bag of marshmallows?

I once did that in Red Dead Redemption 2. I lassoed a guy who was shooting at me, pulled him into his own fire, trampled him with the horse while in the fire which killed him. I immediately jumped off the horse, crouched by the fire, pulled out a knife, stuck some kind of meat on it, I think it was a sausage, and I cooked it on the guy. I made Johnny Cash look like a saint with that move.

I’ll bet he thinks twice next time he shoots at someone for no reason.

New Confession

40 widow female I finally filled a fantasy this past week. It’s been going on about a year now. I’ve been waiting on Roger to turn 18. My son’s best friend. That’s right I haven’t had any sausage in two years. He said yes. We spend the night at the super 8 motel. I wasn’t really prepared for a second event. He glazed my sausage bun twice. Had I kissed his sausage? Oh yes. He even glazed my throat with his special sauce. Next morning while we were still in bed. He asked about hooking up again. I replied sure. He told me it was fun not hearing you better pull out. I giggled told him don’t worry that part of my bun has been fixed.

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