Corvallus cut my d*** off and put it in brine. Before I passed out, I saw he had a few jars of pickled dicks. At least he took me to the hospital. I’ve been wearing a prosthetic for a couple years now, but the plastic surgeon will be reconstructive surgery next month. With any luck, I will be able to o***** again in six months.

Goddamn Corvallus. I don’t know if your keeping them for show or if you are eating pickled dicks, but I wish I never answered your ad. You are the scariest m*********** I could ever imagine, worse than Hannibal Lecktor or Ed Gein. Beware him all that read his posts, he’s not a funny guy or a guy to make fun of, but a real life monster