Corvallus here and if you ate La Caretta for dinner I've got a $5 rebate for you if you crap that sloppy food onto my face. Cleanse your backsnatch in my

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Corvallus here and if you ate La Caretta for dinner I’ve got a $5 rebate for you if you crap that sloppy food onto my face. Cleanse your backsnatch in my greedy Jew mouth! Free wipes and laxatives as always, that’s The Corvallus Difference™

Crap in the Corvallus Commode ahora!

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And you’ll die trying! Just like Megatron

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