Did someone say turds? You’re gonna look Turd Tickler Tuesday at Cleo’s tomorrow night!
–Corvallus
Please forgive me for I have lied and have had a tongue on me lately I have not only lied to my boss but I also liked my boyfriend but I confessed to him please forgive me for lying to my parents I need help and I also need forgiveness not only for myself but also from the people i lied to as well
i spent some time in a “turning point” mental institution, they used to TAZER you in the fuccin neck every time you got rattled. ive still got burn marks on my neck from my last visit. would highly recommend. unfortunately i was kicked out after getting one of the gards in the neck with a toothbrush
-Real life skitso
