I am an American citizen. I would grab Justin by his dyed hair and yank his head back very quickly and then I would put a blade to his throat and cut him

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I am an American citizen. I would grab Justin by his dyed hair and yank his head back very quickly and then I would put a blade to his throat and cut him from ear to ear. I would literally cut his head clean off except for the vertebret holding the back of his head to his spine. Canadians can not say this but I can. I am American and there is no law saying that I cannot dream of what I would like to do to a foreign F*****.

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I’m Devin Gagliardo and I’ve been sniffing and even licking the toilet seats after my female coworkers are in there. I even took a hair I found on the seat once home, put it in a notebook and labelled it as one of my female coworkers coochie hairs.

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