My first visit to Cleo's I just wanted to have a malt liquor beer or a night train and do some disco dancing but then I met Dookie Dunker Dushawn and he

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My first visit to Cleo’s I just wanted to have a malt liquor beer or a night train and do some disco dancing but then I met Dookie Dunker Dushawn and he said something so romantic to me:

“Yo cracker b**** you gonna let me split those cheeks and drain my sack in yo a**?”

I smiled, dropped my pants and spread my backcoochie and said “OK YOU CRAZY N*****, GO EASY ON ME!”

-CORVALLUS

New Confession

Once when I was little,
my father was a little more drunken, and a little more crazy than usual, he had held me down while my brother the undertaker cut my throat and wrists,
they buried me alive.
On Halloween night I dug myself out of my own grave and buried my brother alive,
after I set my own father on fire. Thats where my love of fire, pain and suffering started.

Demon Kane

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