In honor of Clint Eastwoods new film I'll be setting up my sling in the parking lot of the Magic City Casino where you will have the opportunity to make

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In honor of Clint Eastwoods new film I’ll be setting up my sling in the parking lot of the Magic City Casino where you will have the opportunity to make the world famous Corvallus Winslow CRY MACHO. Step right up and take out all your troubles and frustrations on my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH.

Not feeling too macho yourself? Switch places with me in the sling and let me and a few hard cheek pounding n***** go to work on you. 100% guaranteed you will be feeling MACHO by the time we’re done with you. Because we are all NY and Midwestern transplants we pronounce Macho like “may-cho”.

–CORVALLUS

New Confession

Once when I was little,
my father was a little more drunken, and a little more crazy than usual, he had held me down while my brother the undertaker cut my throat and wrists,
they buried me alive.
On Halloween night I dug myself out of my own grave and buried my brother alive,
after I set my own father on fire. Thats where my love of fire, pain and suffering started.

Demon Kane

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