If you believe you’re a witch, you are an idiot and you need to get your head checked.

You need to prove that scientificaly in a controlled experiment that you can do over and over again with the same outcome and then I’ll believe it, but I gotta say….I’m a smart cookie, and and don’t believe you can prove it or ever will be able to. I dont believe in the spiritual, or repigion, magicians are all playig tricks, optical illusions none of that kind of s*** can be proven scientically. Astrology is juat conincidences that can apply to anyone at some point in their life. Nothing that you can’t prove is real. Thats just facts and you are a fool if you beoieve otherwise. It makes you dangwrous, and not because you have mystical powers. Thats not real. You’re a crazy idiot.

What in the world ever convinced you that you ate a witch? What was the sign?