Dear mom have you had one f****** moment of bliss in your life? I am in middle age. If the takout order isn’t perfect, that does not mean I have been condemned to a pit of despair. Your f****** anxiety has a better chance of doing that. Stop asking me how everything I eat was before I even put it in my f****** mouth. The chocolate and bagels are the same f****** thing as the day before and the day before that. Let’s f****** move on. I am dreading coming in your door and you asking whats it like out? Go outside and have your own f****** experience. F***.