Florida Man Promotes Unity, Raises Questions— MIAMI, FLORIDA… A Miami man named Corvallus Winslow attempted to promote unity during these trying times with a daring and controversial display near the steps of the Dade County courthouse. Mr Winslow, wearing a BLACK LIVES MATTER t shirt and short dolphin shorts set up a line of a dozen African American men who engaged in a*** coitus with him until full completion, usually on his back.

Mr Winslow could be heard yelling “brothers balls matter”, “n***** nuts are superior” and “jolting jizzlesticks blackman”. To date this is the strangest pro BLM stunt to date and the only one performed by the LGBT community using s** as the means of reversing systemic oppression.

When asked for a comment Corvallus listed “The Prestonian” as an influence for his activism and said he “beat my prostate like a speed bag in Alabama” before pointing at his a*** and shouting “I need a n***** knob now!” While a young African American man quickly obliged him, warning him about using the N word.

John Gulbunni reporting for the Miami Herald.