• 1 week ago

One night only, Corvallus is coming out of coronavirus retirement to celebrate a very special guest: YOUR DICK. Come on down to Club Orlando TONIGHT for a bodacious backsnatch breeding bacchanalia! Your beautiful banana boner bombs are currently called to courageously cream Corvallus’ capricious Cornhole!

As always everyone is welcome– niggers, mexicans, Cubans, dune coons, sand spades, zipperheads, camel jockeys and gooks go to the front of the line. Only fit and hung whites allowed and no free poppers for Caucasians, free fresh Pig Sweat poppers available for minorities being held down by racist whites!

Corvallus Winslow III

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