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Prestonian in da house! Tonight I was eating at a restaurant and I farted really loud and the waiter (gay) came over and said “sir please don’t pass gas in the restaurant” I said yo this food giving me gas you asking me to leave? He said yes. I left without paying. Tried to get a BJ but he said no so I just left. Free meal! I’m da best n**** around, ain’t paying your white high prices. Don’t be telling me what my a****** can or can’t do unless you want me pounding your a******
Behind the damn restaurant! F*** you whitey fill my belly drain my balls and don’t ask me for s***!

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