I am stuck on the toilet. My back is wrecked with significant nerve damage, and I take painkillers, nerve blockers, and muscle relaxers around the clock. well I forgot to take them before bed, woke up and sat on the pot, now I can’t get up.

I’m in room 612 at the Hyatt Regency inside OIA. Yes, this is Corvallus. My back and backsnatch are not ready to play.

Fuuuuuck. This happens occasionally. Eventually I’ll get it, or fall on the floor and then crawl away.

Never injure your back kids. It’ll never be the same again.