Would any other Democrat males be interested in joining a support group for men who coexist with a ciswoman and her bull?
Bonus points if your wife’s bull is African American and you’re having trouble navigating the cultural differences.
I know my wife’s bull is in charge and I cannot exert my will on them but sometimes I feel like I deserve a seat at the table.
Last night they ordered a bunch of unhealthy snacks on my DoorDash account and watched movies on the couch and fooled around under a blanket.
They allowed me to go underneath the blanket on the floor but they kept roasting me with loud pungent farts and then pretending it was me who farted and laughing at me.
Before her bull Rufus left she performed oral s** on him until completion and made me watch and kept saying that he has a real d*** and I have a little baby d***.
As Rufus was walking out he squatted down and farted once more in my face and then high-fived my wife.
If any other men have similar experiences please reach out.
Corvallus Winslow