The amount of love confessions I receive is obscene. I don’t know why people find me endearing. I’m usually apathetic, though I have moments of extreme excitement and can become sadistic if bored. I immediately confess to potential lovers that I will leave the moment I perceive any deep feelings.

To be frank, I’m not a likable person. I have a great reputation and do a lot of good for the planet and community… However, I play games with people. I warn them but they seldom listen. Why do people continue to get tangled up with me? Is it masochism? I don’t understand.

Maybe I should show more self-discipline. Resist the temptation to toy with others even if they make it easy. I’m a grown woman, perhaps it’s time put such childish things aside.