For the past week I’ve been filling mason jars I got from a local Salvation Army thrift store for 25 cents each with my urine.
My plan is to fill a few super soakers and balloons with my piss and put them in a a pair of garbage bags drive to my school and hit every MAGA hat wearing kid with my piss.
I know I’m going to get arrested and expelled but I also know that our local news stations will interview me and ask me why would I attack those kids like that and I’m going explain how I’ve witnessed them bullying the few Black, Latino and Muslim kids in school and wanted them to know this white kid don’t agree with their cruelty.
I want the racist mayor of my town say something stupid and expose himself when he condemns me.
I’m also making a video and writing my notes of everything that happens before and after just in case someone wants to buy the rights to my story and make a movie about me and what I’m about to do on Friday…
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You’re so smart, what amazing institute of higher education do you attend?
You’ll find out this Friday. I’m going to piss off my entire town by pissing on all the racist douches I go to school with.
Yes.
Can you Facebook live it?
Maybe…
Holy shit you are dumber than a racist, seriously you should be in a padded room.
Ewww that is so vile. But it’s for a good reason, so I love it!!!
This is genius fuckery! Will the democrats in congress make a call for piss control? 😂😆🤣😆😂