My friend is afraid he’s going to be sent to Guantanamo bay.

Last night he got off work late at night and decided to stop by Mc’Donalds to get some burgers and a shake. They told him the shake machine was down so he had to settle for a soda.

So after he gets his food, he pulls off to the side in this grassy muddy area (he has some kind of big lifted truck) Where he peels out and splatters mud all over the side of the building and the drive-thru window. Then he did a couple donuts in the parking lot and took off home.

I thought he was bullshitting me until I drove into town today and sure enough the median beside the Mcdonalds is torn up and looks like a crater.

Now he’s terrified that he’s going to be sent to guantanamo bay. He says the government is going to use this as an excuse to arrest him. I’m not snitching but damn.