I can fight. Like fight really good. For whatever reason my mom made sure I took lessons in Boxing, Tae Kwon Do, Jiu-Jitsu, and Karate as a Kid, but in adulthood I became drawn to Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Muay Thai, and Krav Maga.

I’m bored with my life and angry with the world we live in. I often fantasize about moving to the deep south and infiltrating a hate group. I don’t know, Skinheads, the Klan, Nazis, MAGA, some kind of hate group that I can injure 10-50 racist scumbags to justify my lust for blood.

The thing is; I’m seriously considering doing it for real.