I’m “Corvalus,” and I have no life, I just spend all day and night on the net and I post here several times a day. I’m what they call “a big man on the internet.” I’m not all that bright, and in real life I’m mostly ignored. But every now and then I come here to stir things up. Don’t you wish you were me??? I don’t even wish I was me, and I’m “Corvalus.”