I left you b****.

You made my life a miserable crazy hell and I slowly moved my money from our joint accounts, took out separate credit cards in my name only. Rented a room on the other side of the country where I applied a new job.

I didn’t tell my parents s*** or any of my closest friends. I smiled in your face everyday and kept it all to myself while plotting to get far the f*** away from you and your maniacal family.

I’m glad we never had any children so I’d never be stuck with having to deal with you in any capacity. I’m glad I never married you, bought a home or any cars with you so I could bail on you clean.

My new girlfriend is f****** awesome!

She doesn’t care about whatever Beyoncé or Rihanna is wearing.

She likes my beard and my long curly hair.

She loves art films and superhero movies.

She enjoys camping in the woods with me.

She’s a genuinely kind and caring person who reads books and thinks about others than herself.

She cooks!

She’s financially responsible!

She loves children!

Children love her!

I’m close with her family and they love me and love them back.

I’m no longer stressed out.

I’m for the very first time in my ADULT life happy!!!

So you wanna sue me for palimony because you see me on social media happy with the woman I love?

Go ahead sue me b****.

I wasted 8 f****** years with you, but I’m spending the rest of my life with her. So keep looking at our profiles, and pay attention to the smiles on our faces in our pics and videos. Because that’s what love is supposed to be.

Be mad at life and wear that awful scowl on your face that you and I both know when we used to be in private.

You don’t control me b**** and no lawsuit is going to bring me back to you. So f*** you and the broomstick you’re riding on.

And f*** your crazy, dysfunctional, sociopathic family. Your entire gene pool is just filled with sickness. Your dad is a mean abusive f****** a****** and your mother is a overtly judgmental horror show. Your Sister is a lying cheating c*** and your two brothers are fuckboy douchebags. And your cousin is a creepy b******.

So go ahead and sue me b****.

I was the only man who tolerated you and I was a fool for doing such, but at least I tried. No man will ever marry if you continue to be the woman you are, but you’ll never understand this because your narcissism won’t allow you to.

Just remember, when you file your lawsuit against me everything will be of public record. It will be known that I left you, and moved from the East Coast to the west Coast to get far away from you. It will go on the record that the man you’re suing thinks you’re the absolute worst woman in the entire universe because that wanted to get away from you.

I left you b****!!!