My father just retired and moved overseas, so now both my parents are on a different continent from me and from each other, and one of them's a corpse.

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My father just retired and moved overseas, so now both my parents are on a different continent from me and from each other, and one of them’s a corpse. How do you deal with that?

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THE ANNUAL HALLOWEEN FAGBASH IN THE GAY VILLAGE

When? 7:00pm-4:00am
Where? The Gay Village!
Price? FREE!

Acceptable costume ideas:
Jewish Rabbi
Avatar
Blackface
Adolf Hitler
A nazi

Unacceptable costume ideas:
Gay men
Justin Trudeau
Donald Trump
Palestinin scum
Lesbians

JPR aka jewish Propaganda Recordings and Santasquad100

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I will rip your scary, plastic halloween mask off, to reveal frightened wimp of a man, as I extract your soul and you become a costume blowing in the wind.

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