I wish I were interesting and better at communicating with people... I'm really awkward and boring to talk to... and the sad truth is I have no hobbies at

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I wish I were interesting and better at communicating with people… I’m really awkward and boring to talk to… and the sad truth is I have no hobbies at all. I don’t know how some people can have that many hobbies. It’s too much of a hassle. Nothing in life seems to interest me these days. Maybe, I’m just close minded.

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My nine year old son asked for my used pa+nties, and he wore them to school. I had been with a bo+yfriend that afternoon and my pant+ies were delicate see-through lilac fabric. When my son had put them on, he went to school with an er+ect+ion like he had a log in his pants. When he comes home, I’ll give him a ‘completion mass+age.’

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