If you want to get to me especially if you don't know me, the worst way is to try really hard to relate to me based on what you've learned from stalking

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If you want to get to me especially if you don’t know me, the worst way is to try really hard to relate to me based on what you’ve learned from stalking me. Yeah, okay if you start talking about your feet, and how they’re always bate, and I have a f**********, I might ask myself for a second…. “wait a minute… Who is this chick? She is kinda cute in a nerdy way. Maybe she’ll let me get freaky every once in a while…” But even then I’m like “but shes part of that Martian cult….. I don’t know if that would be a wise idea…”

No I don’t really care if you do this, or you listen to that or eat this on this day and SO DO I! WOW! THAT’S F****** FANTASTIC?!?

It’s already too late. You’ve probably already irritated for years by being a try hard. It’s a no go. It’s irreparable. Once I’m not fond of you, if there is no connection, there’s no turning it around. All down hill because I don’t really care. Especially if what I learn about you, is irritating. All you can do is keep quiet and go away.

New Confession

My nine year old son asked for my used pa+nties, and he wore them to school. I had been with a bo+yfriend that afternoon and my pant+ies were delicate see-through lilac fabric. When my son had put them on, he went to school with an er+ect+ion like he had a log in his pants. When he comes home, I’ll give him a ‘completion mass+age.’

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