A friend who I haven’t seen in 4 years and who weighs about 400 pounds criticized my hair, my rings, my eyebrows and my level of success yesterday.

No comment. All I could do was stare at her belly hanging down to her knees and think “Might want to check the mirror before offering unsolicited advice about someone’s physical appearance, sugar.” She is super cute but has a mouth bigger than her size 32 a**.