There’s this guy, and he’s totally out of my league but we’ve been friends for a long time and I’m 99.9% sure he’s into me (The flirting is obvious). I’t’s not that I don’t like him, it’s just that he’s kinda friend-zoned, but when a guy like that waltzes up and knocks on your door you can’t just ignore it can you? I have some really conflicting feelings about him, and it’s just… I don’t know… I have this sort of rivalry with him, and I really despise him… But he’s also a really sweet guy, and he watches bad romcoms with me, and it’s just a lot of fun… And he’s… Attractive, to say the least…