Your new haircut is absolutely hideous. It makes you look 10 years older and 20 pounds heavier. I am looking at you from across the room right now and I

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Your new haircut is absolutely hideous. It makes you look 10 years older and 20 pounds heavier. I am looking at you from across the room right now and I don’t know what I will say to you when we talk. I don’t know what you were thinking you should go back to the salon and punch the stylist in the face.

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F*CK MY LIFE BITTCH
first day of work since Easter, now I’m the goddammm mall Santa for another fuckinn year.
Been at this shitt since 2014 at Promenade mall

Mall Santa Claus FML

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