If she wasn’t s******* attracted to me, why did she buy a d**** the same size as my d***?
F*CK MY LIFE BITTCH first day of work since Easter, now I’m the goddammm mall Santa for another fuckinn year. Been at this shitt since 2014 at Promenade mall
Mall Santa Claus FML
notice how the weather changes as soon as its work day again. the heat here is staggering. hot monday . I try to think of it as another form of stinging winter to survive it.
