Forgive me god, for I have sinned. I was walking around my town, and I saw this girl in front of me. She looked like she was about 4 or 5 years old. I

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Forgive me god, for I have sinned.
I was walking around my town, and I saw this girl in front of me.
She looked like she was about 4 or 5 years old.
I walked up to her and asked if she wanted some candy, she gladly accepted the candy and I invited her over to my apartment.
When we arived at my apartment I gave her some alcohol (smirnoff vodka) and she passed out, so i saw that as a way of welcomming me to her juicy p****, so I had my way with her and I have never felt better, I now feel like doing it again but maybe to someone younger.

Forgive me god!

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F*CK MY LIFE BITTCH
first day of work since Easter, now I’m the goddammm mall Santa for another fuckinn year.
Been at this shitt since 2014 at Promenade mall

Mall Santa Claus FML

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