I know you spent $1000 on your new tattoo but It looks like it was done by a 4-year-old with Down's syndrome. It's kind of like an awful haircut, except

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I know you spent $1000 on your new tattoo but It looks like it was done by a 4-year-old with Down’s syndrome. It’s kind of like an awful haircut, except yours covers you entire breastbone and neck and you’ll have that ugly POS for the rest of your life.

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F*CK MY LIFE BITTCH
first day of work since Easter, now I’m the goddammm mall Santa for another fuckinn year.
Been at this shitt since 2014 at Promenade mall

Mall Santa Claus FML

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