No one ever wants to be friends with me. They're either intimidated by me or want to sleep with me. I want some platonic relationships.

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No one ever wants to be friends with me. They’re either intimidated by me or want to sleep with me. I want some platonic relationships.

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F***k first day back as Mall Santa Claus for work!
There’s a lot more Chinese than last year, commies

Mall Santa Claus FML

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