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SC Friends it finally happened, my cis lady walked in while a large African American gentleman was balls deep in my Bodacious Backsnatch™

He was slamming away on my tender tuchus when the door flies open and she screams “Corvallus Bronson Winslow what are you doing?!”

Luckily even while Footlong Ron was drumming my prostate I was still able to think quickly. I explained to her that Ron was my physical therapist for my lower back pain and he recommended a fully n*** treatment for maximum flexibility and range of motion.

He learned this technique at a Historically Black Medical University and it has roots in traditional African Medicine, which of course is the best medicine in the world.

“I’m so sorry I almost thought he was …. Buttfucking you.. I can’t believe I thought that” she said, while wearing her BLM shirt and Democratic Socialists Of America hat. The irony here is that I had 12 inches of FLR up my keyster while I was denying it.

I scolded her for being so eurocentric in her medical thinking and homophobic and she apologized and said she’d give me and Dr Ron some privacy to complete my medical procedure.

FLR before leaving demanded $60 for his medical services and since my dumb cis lady was right there I had to pay it, he’s a clever niggger ain’t he!

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