They fear me when I enter the washroom, every foot step they know I am closer... I kick in every door of the stall.. Not caring enough who sits and who

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They fear me when I enter the washroom, every foot step they know I am closer…
I kick in every door of the stall..
Not caring enough who sits and who sh*its…
Because I will kick in the right door with the clogged toilet.
And when I do i will flush all sh*it.
Sh*it fears me. I am the Turd purged.
-The Turd Purger.

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