It’s that time of year, F#CK F#CK F#CK F#CK! Just sent in my job application to be the Dress up Easter Bunny at the mall again for another season. It’s

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It’s that time of year, F#CK F#CK F#CK F#CK! Just sent in my job application to be the Dress up Easter Bunny at the mall again for another season. It’s unemployment all year – Christmas I’m santa, and Easter I’m Bunny. And if you think I’m gonna smile for your family photo… while you are dead fuc king wrong!
I’m going to make this experience as miserable as possible for the both of us! And should you decide to go to a different mall for your photos, that Easter Bunny just got out of jail for welfare fraud, and the mall on the south end of town that mall Bunny just got outta jail for Gang trouble.
So I’m your best bet for a mall Bunny Easter photo, so say cheese b itch because this one is the worst photo yet.
-Mall Easter Bunny FML.

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