Suspects are described as black cavities (molar niggas) robbing the central tooth fairy bank. We are gonna need full tubes of toothpaste to scrub these

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Suspects are described as black cavities (molar niggas) robbing the central tooth fairy bank.
We are gonna need full tubes of toothpaste to scrub these cavities off the streets of Texas.
-walker toothpaste ranger.

New Confession

I laughed in amusement as your “so called” all powerful God was on his knees as his eyes were bleeding.
The feeling to look into a God’s eyes and make it feel weak.
-Gorr the God Butcher

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Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You see things around here are not as they should be, history comes to life here. You will find out soon enough newbie. -Night at the museum.