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Mall management refused to pay my final paycheck due to all the complaints about my work and s***** harassment . I said thats fine I’ll take the pay out of your a**. I had one of my midget elfs grab his sharpened candy cane and jam it up the managers a** hole.
The elf jammed it in, shards of the cane breaking off as a red liquid dripped out and down the elfs arm making a sort of green and red Christmas pattern against his green shirt. After, I proclaimed “payment complete” and kicked him over. My elf said “see you next Christmas” before taking off his rolex as payment as the manager was cursing when we left.
-Mall Santa fml.

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