Santa tried to r*** me. Even t****** my sister so she couldn’t interfere with him getting to eat my a s s hole
Mary looked so hot today. I want Mary Smith of Fiserv to pin me down with her weight and slap me as punishment for being a woman-objectifying perrvert. The thought of her punishing and humiliating me turns me on so much. 😳
I hate Linkedin and modern society. I want a job, you want an employee. Here’s what I can do. Will you hire me? Yes/no. It used to be that easy and it still should be like that. I hate all the b******* and extra steps attached to modern life.
