It hurts when I ejaculate, I’ve let too many dogs s*** my d***.
Mary looked so hot today. I want Mary Smith of Fiserv to pin me down with her weight and slap me as punishment for being a woman-objectifying perrvert. The thought of her punishing and humiliating me turns me on so much. 😳
I hate Linkedin and modern society. I want a job, you want an employee. Here’s what I can do. Will you hire me? Yes/no. It used to be that easy and it still should be like that. I hate all the b******* and extra steps attached to modern life.
