I don’t enjoy blowjobs cuz I have a stubby lil pencil dick. If I watch my gf give me a BJ I almost immediately get turned off cuz it looks like she’s

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I don’t enjoy blowjobs cuz I have a stubby lil pencil d***. If I watch my gf give me a BJ I almost immediately get turned off cuz it looks like she’s sucking a 3 inch straw with how she grips and forms her mouth all tiny to match my d***. Like the way she grabs the s*** with her two f***** fingers and purses her lips together is just a f****** b**** killer. Which s**** even more cuz there ain’t that much f****** b**** to begin with

F*** life sometimes bro

Sometimes I just get through it by imagining I have a bigger d***. That doesn’t even work tho cuz Her face and reactions to my “meat” remind me that that s*** is below par. I need to start calling my junk fuckign “soy” cuz that s*** ain’t the meat I expect.

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