I loved you until you started cheating on me. Now you are just a nasty fart that won’t leave the room.
I’ll scoop yer eye out with my meat hook
Jacob Goodnight
Saw a girl in a public bathroom yesterday. Tan suit, yellow low-top Converse, dirty blonde hair. She was pretty, hot, gorgeous—literally my perfect girl 😭. I wanted to say hi so bad, but I’m way too shy for that, so I just stood there and said nothing. Now I can’t stop thinking about her and wondering what would’ve happened if I’d actually talked to her. 💛✨
