only had one friend left and our relationship was growing distant
gotta go release a chocolate hostage from my pants
Poop boy 41y
I ONCE EJACULATElD IN MY OWN LONG JOHNS AFTER I WENT BAR DOWN AGAINST MARK MESSIER DURING A CHARITY HOCKEY GAME TO BENEFIT CHILDREN WITH CANCER. IM A GOOD MAAAN!
Shoresy #69