Not to sound like a petulant child, but it is horrifically unfair that I miss you and I don’t know why… additionally, it’s not reciprocated and I don’t know why. Like, what a pile of actual s***. How f****** unfair.

The whole thing, lad.

Unfair and s***** and entirely too much to endure. I wish I could Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind you away from me.