My ex hates me for a breakup so they made friends with my crush so they don’t spend time with me.
F*** me.
Jonesy, your mom wants to name the baby after the place it was conceived. Riley, your mom wants the same thing. How do I shorten down ‘Handicapped Bathroom at Cheesecake Factory in Boca Raton’?
Shoresy #69
Missing people tonight. Goddamn this s****.
