You've been a bad Jew. Oh wait, you told me that you're an atheist. Either way, Harriet's nephew has been a fuckin' asshole to me. Until he admits his

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You’ve been a bad Jew. Oh wait, you told me that you’re an atheist. Either way, Harriet’s nephew has been a f*****’ a****** to me. Until he admits his wrong, I’ll scream about what he did to me on a mountain top!

New Confession

Yesterday I lied to Jeff my husband about a car accident and backed up the traffic. Actually, I seen Steve our favorite pizza delivery guy. We stopped at the park. We found a parking spot way in the back side of the lot. For a q u i c k i e. He put his sausage in my sausage bun. And gave it two squirts of his special sauce. Took little longer for the second squirt. Then I ran a finger through his special sauce for a taste. Then I smiled at him for an approval. I then kissed him goodbye and said this was great let’s do this again.

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